Monday, May 12, 2008

Obama Visits 57 States!!!

(Obama visits 57 States)
A secret of Barack Obama's success has finally been uncovered!!! He has visited 57 U.S. states and only has two more to go!! I am sure that if Hillary Clinton discovers the states missing from the her itinerary, she will catch up with Barack Hussein Obama. Obama got a lot of flack for video coverage of him refusing to stand at attention during the national anthem(as portrayed below) We now know that he simply wanted to salute a flag with the correct number of stars. As can be seen in the lower right hand video, disagreement about the proper design of the flag is even more basic at a headquarters for Obama volunteers in Texas, where a Cuban flag with a picture of Che Guevara on it is on the wall .
There is a joke that is told about vice presidential candidate Dan Quayle speaking to an African American audience . According to the joke, he said, "I want you all to know that I am a great admirer of Malcolm the tenth."
I am grateful to Obama for providing some much needed mirth in this campaign. I am sure that he will salute the flag, as soon as he finds one with the correct number of stars.

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1 comment:

Findalis said...

OK what are the other 7 states? I know of only 50. Did they finally make Puerto Rico a state? District of Columbia? Guam? US Virgin Islands? American Samoa? Wake Island? Northern Mariana Islands?

All those are inhabited. The other US Territories are uninhabited. But make good states too.