Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Ann Coulter Banned From NBC !

Ann Coulter is widely known as a critic of the Democratic Party. It is not surprising that she has taken a very critical view of the incoming Obama administration. I find that a lively exchange of opinions between Obama supporters and critics makes for good television. NBC apparently doesn’t think so. According to World Net Daily,

NBC has reportedly banned best-selling author Ann Coulter for life after abruptly canceling an appearance on the “Today” show to promote her new book, “Guilty: Liberal ‘Victims’ and Their Assault on America.”

“We are just not going to have her on any more, it’s over,” a top network source told the Drudge Report.

This afternoon, NBC explained it abruptly cut Coulter from its planned broadcast tomorrow morning, because the schedule was overbooked.”

Will NBC be boring with no dissenting voices ?”

No way!!” NBC’s creative new approach is all about CHANGE ! What do they have in mind? WND fills you in on the EXCITING DETAILS !

….”Today” executives replaced the author with showbiz reporter Perez Hilton, who recently offered $1,000 to anyone who would throw a pie at Coulter.(emphasis mine)

So now we have a fun way to disagree that even a three year old can enjoy. If you don’t agree with someone, just throw a pie at them !

What problem does NBC see with Ann Coulter ? WND reports as follows.

“The “Today” show source told Drudge the network is “just not interested in anyone so highly critical of President-elect Obama, right now.”

“It’s such a downer. It’s just not the time, and it’s not what our audience wants, either,” the source said.

The insiders said Coulter also will be barred from NBC’s cable outlet, MSNBC.”

NBC wants to protect us from a downer. That’s so sweet. We’re in hard times , and NBC wants us to smile. So they would rather throw a pie in the face of one of these depressing critics than listen to what she has to say. We need to laugh, and Ann Coulter wants to make us angry or sad instead. So BAN HER. For what? CRIMES AGAINST HAPPINESS ! She’s making people UNHAPPY! What could be worse than that?

And besides that, Coulter has these crazy ideas that you really don’t want to hear about. Trust me. She’s got this crazy theory. OK, I’ll quote her if you don’t believe me.

“Most Americans are normal, lovely, decent people, and they hear these wails of a liberal claiming to be ‘offended, offended,’ and their reaction is to go and provide comfort to the afflicted,” Coulter explained to WND. “I want them to start noticing these are crocodile tears. … These people pretend to be victims in order to advance, attack, and oppress others.”

Imagine such a crazy idea. Pretending to be offended to oppress other people? That’s ridiculous! Conservatives can’t be oppressed. They’re the ruling class. How can you oppress the ruling class?

This woman wants to be on NBC. NBC is the happiness network. It is clear that this woman is depressed and suffers from delusions of persecution. She needs a rest. No no no… Not arrest. A rest. In countries with socialized medicine like Cuba and the former USSR she would get a rest in a nice hospital, with drugs to cure her of her antisocial ideas. Then she could rejoin society and get her own show on cable TV showing people how to make paper flowers or organize their recipes in a cute little scrap book.

The new era of hope and change is just too important to let a woman with psychiatric problems derail it. Because of the years of conservative obstructionism, we don’t have a national socialized medical program to handle sick people like Coulter. The best we can do is to have a public mental health program of keeping negativity off the airwaves.

The opponents of hope and change are more determined than ever. I heard that some of them are actually planning to watch NBC and boycott its sponsors. Can you imagine that? They want to BOYCOTT NBC ! Usually, if you like a program, you watch the commercials and maybe buy some of the things that are advertised. These people actually want to watch NBC programs with a notebook in hand so they can write down the names of all the sponsors. This is much worse than if they BOYCOTT NBC ! Some are going to boycott the sponsors, and others are going to call the sponsors up to complain, just like we did to Michael Savage. That is absolutely ruthless! If sponsors think that Ann Coulter will bring in viewers, then we will have real problems. They might even force us to BRING BACK ANN COULTER!! More and more people will become unhappy. They will lose hope in the possibility for change. Perish the thought !

On November fourth, the American people spoke. That should be enough. They don’t need to speak again do they? If the people of America voted for hope, change and happiness, and someone is against that, then they are going against the will of the majority. That makes them enemies of the people , guilty of crimes against happiness.

If someone wants to make people afraid of hope and change, that makes them a fear monger. What is the most extreme form of fear? It is terror. These people are extremists who are promoting fear. And since extreme fear is terror, that makes these people who criticize Obama’s new order terrorists. What are we to do with these people? The answer is obvious. After we get these people off the air, we need to get them off the streets.

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